We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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