would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
smell my finger.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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