butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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