i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Randomize
