Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
My balls are so social today.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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