Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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