Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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