So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We had sex on a dog bed..
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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