i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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