I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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