Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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