Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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