he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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