The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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