i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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