butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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