At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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