thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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