I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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