But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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