So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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