i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
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He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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