remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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