Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
