We won't sleep together?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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