you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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