I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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