all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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