I think I won the penis lottery.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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