She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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