do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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