What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
