dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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