The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
I am available for nakedness
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