We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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