Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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