if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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