Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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