I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I understand Curling. That high.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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