Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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