I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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