i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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