a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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