you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You can't just leave with hair like that
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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