There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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