gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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