i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
