what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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