after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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