I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
