you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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